She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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