oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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