mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Shame - the story of my life.
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