:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
