would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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