at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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