He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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