Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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