This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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