You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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