I just threw up on my dentist
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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