I looked at my own cervix.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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