I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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