I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Are we still banned from the library?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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