You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
try to milk me bitch
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