I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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