i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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