how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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