so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
