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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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