How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I love you.
Bad choice
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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