If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I love you. Go after that dick
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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