I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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