That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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