Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
