Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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