I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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