just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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