We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
