Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
