i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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