I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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