bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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