Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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