Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Alive.
So much puke
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
