We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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