idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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