As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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