What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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