Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
