Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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