Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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