do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's never too late to be topless.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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