So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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