he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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