I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
pray to the hookup gods
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