I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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