her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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