Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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