Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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